7 Reasons why Long Distance Relationship SUCK

I got request from Samantha who lives in Tanbridge, England to publish a fully English post. well I'll try my best. :D .


We have all heard the sayings “absence makes the heart grow fonder”  Well whoever yang sebut  these terms obviously wasn’t in a long-distance relationship. Or they were  so completely annoying that their loved ones really don’t want to spend too much time with them.

Well if you ask me, I think long distance relationships suck. They suck worse than going back to class  after a vacation. They suck worse than parking tickets and sucker than finding out you have no shampoo when you’re already in the shower and your hair is already wet. I could go on, but you get the idea.


7 reasons why LDR  suck 


The awkward annoying  half smile people give you when you tell them your relationship status.

If you been in this relationship, You'll get what i mean . This happened when you show your GF's twitter profile to your friends. They all will like. "  What? you have a GF ? like seriously ? "  with that little annoying face.


The assumption of everyone else that he/she will cheat on you.

‘Why don’t you just break up, he’s going to cheat on you anyway’. Yeah, thanks a bunch, that’s what I want to hear.

People telling you that it will fail.

People have so many horror stories about their own or their  neighbor’s , brother’s experiences with long-distance relationships, and they feel the need to share with you. Why? How does that help any? All that does is turn me into a paranoid crazed fool.


Seeing happy couples everywhere you go.

I’m probably a little bit sick to death  with all the Valentine’s Day stuff. And then  when you’re hundreds or thousands of miles away from each other, seeing happy couples everywhere you go, is really crap. Feel like, everytime you saw a couple holdings hand,  they were doing it just to offend you.

Being the third wheel.

People said,  long-distance relationship means you have plenty of time to go out with my friends. And it does. Fuck that shit, if your friend bring her/his partner you will  end up being the third wheel, or fifth wheel, maybe even seventh wheel. Sometimes it will bother you , and finally you will end up stay at home, or even lunch alone and people in the cafe will look at you like a freaking pineapple.

The time difference.

I always thought being in a long-distance relationship was no big deal, you can just talk on the phone or on the internet instead of seeing each other in person. Sadly, I forgot about the time differences. When you’re in Malaysia, and she is in India, Croatia , Argentina or Australia it becomes a bit more difficult to talk all the time. the problem is not about stay at midnight .The problem is  when your time is late than the person, and she ask to Skype at freaking 6pm. NOBODY SKYPE AT 6pm. 

The high cost of international phone calls.

You know, sometime we feel like talking, when we are waiting for something, or driving. You called.  And after 20 minutes, then you realise. Shit. I just call an international number , im gonna sell my ass to pay the phone bills

"People said,  long-distance relationship means you have plenty of time to go out with my friends. And it does. Fuck that shit, if your friends bring her/his partner you will  end up being the third wheel, or fifth wheel, maybe even seventh wheel"

Anyways, Long distance relationship is not for anyone. Any couples out there, prove me wrong :)