Men love to lie, and how bout ladies?

liar, liar.

When I mean lying, I don't only mean lying to other women. Men will lie to everyone with impunity about anything and everything under the sun, from the number of women he has slept with and his dick  size, to how much he bench presses at the gym .

So the theory is . Men love to lie, but they are absolutely horrible at it. Women rarely lie, but when they do, it's a story so good that it could be the basis for 100 episodes of a Indon Drama




For example : 
1 ) When a couple are dating,  An attractive awesome lady  comes down the street. then the GF said " she is soooo prettyyyyyyy "  and  to be wise the guys shall not agree with her  and better say that person is  ugly and full of cellulite.



2) Your girl  put on a few extra pounds, the guy HAVE to say  she's in the best shape of her life.

3) You ask you BF what he's doing. He probably say " nothing ". yeah righttttt




To be clear, a guy lie  because he is lazy, he is lazy to talk or drag a conversation too long. But beyond the faults women might have, men don't always have to lie. This thing come spontaneously when we deal with something that we know could lead to anything.  But most of it are harmless lie.

These lies are often at the tip of their tongues and ready for any situation.

It's not entirely men's faults. They are raised to lie from the moment they are born. Protect your family and lie about bad things; lie about how you really wanted to cry during Forrest Gump ; lie about your age so you can buy cigarettes  at  7-11

lying for a living

Is it a coincidence that men hold the majority of jobs that involve lying? Politics, government agencies, courtroom lawyers, plastic surgeons, psychiatrists -- who calls the shots? GUYS

Not that all men lie, of course not. But from experience (and 99% of women will back me up on this), the only men who don't lie are those devoted to their religion, gay, or have had their tongue removed.

Now let's turn the tables. Men lie often, but most times these are harmless lies that are said to protect their ego more than anything. Women have ulterior motives.

Laddies  fib

Women hate lying. But unlike men, when they have to, they carefully craft a maze of stories, alibis and twists the whole story .

If men were a little smarter, they would figure out when a woman is lying. Here are some clues to let you know when a woman is spinning a wicked web (hint, hint, it's learning time).

Clue No. 1
The Unnecessary Phone Call
She calls you suddenly and ask as much information about your whereabouts and what your future schedule is for the rest of the day.
Will she sound suspicious?
Not really, she'll smoothen out all her answers with what she will do to you tomorrow .
What is she really trying to do?
She's trying to take how much of an alibi she needs and where you were during the day to prevent you from bluffing later about knowing her whereabouts or what she about to do then she go date with someone else  .

Clue No. 2
The Reversal
She does something out of the ordinary, and when you ask her about it, she turns it around and make it a question about trust, and how you have no right to question her.
What is she really doing?
slowly, she has put the thing men dread on the table; the talk about "feeling". There is no better way to divert suspicion than to get a man into a talk about trust. or  worst case she started to mengungkit kisah lama.
End result?
He won't ask another question, and she just got away with going out to lunch with a cute hair guy.


Clue No. 3
The Affection Level Is Too High
Is there anything more suspicious than when a woman suddenly starts kissing you or do something to seduce you
 What's going on?
The beginning of a cover-up some shitt
What did she do wrong?
Something very, very bad. Or she's pregnant.

 Women hate lying, they do it only out of necessity. Men love it; it gives them validation to their illusions or laziness.  Women do it like professionals; men do it with amateurish results.